Do you see that on your radar
A-standin' there on the corner
Looks like he's listenin' in
On his cluless sonar
The one that's shaped like a weiner
He's my information receiver
And everything gets relayed back to me
Then back to the golden retriever

He's a secret
Canine agent

Looks like he gave me a signal
Oh, when he lifted his paw
That means the beetle has landed
Tell all the rest of the dogs
That someone's wearin' a frogstrap
Yeah, somewhere here on the street
That two of us said he could smell it
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He's a secret
Canine agent

He's a good boy
Well, he's my favorite
He's a secret
Canine agent