Hey, what's up cuz?
Man, I got a two beer buzz
What say we take your truck so we don't get stuck?
No, we don't get stuck

I hear these bathing beauties
Wading in a fishing hole
I think it's bout time to catch one
Ain't takin' no fishin' pole (Mhm)

Hey, what's up cuz?
Man, I got a three beer buzz
That's pretty good on Sunday
Now it's Monday, all day Monday

Uncle Doug made a jug or two
Of his famous homemade shine
Goes down so sweet and smooth
He calls it apple pie
Y'all want some apple pie?

Verse 3]
Pickin' in the parlor, pickin' on the porch
Pick a little finger, pick-pick a little more
Chicken and the crickets are singin' that tune
Old bullfrogs just poppin' that groove

Hey, what's up cuz
Man, I got a four beer buzz
Get a little gettin' down
Stompin' around, stomp-stompin' around

And, somebody gotta feed that dog
Somebody gotta milk that cow (Hey)
Somebody gotta play this solo
How bout we play it now?
(Right now)

I'm gonna drown my sorrow
With all my good time friends
And I'll wake up tomorrow
And do it all again

Hey, what's up cuz
Man, I got a two beer buzz
Hey, what's up cuz
Man, I got a two beer buzz
Hey, what's up cuz
Man, I got a two beer buzz