Hey man, I wanna have a fight with you
Regardless of my feelings on the subject
It appears that I am going to
Forget about the fight, forget about it
I've paid more than anyone would advise
for this watch and so far I am disappointed in it
It beeps at me at noon and seven and five
and I cannot turn off the piece of shit

Hey man, hey!
Hey man, I wanna have a fight with you
From the way that you behave
it is clear to me you would like to have one too
Let's stop, dance, and do what we both came here to do

Hey man, hey!
Hey!
Hey man!
Hey man, hey, hey!
Hey man, I wanna have a fight with you
From the way that you behave
it is clear to me you would like to have one too