Mad at the papaer boy that little nerd Can't throw a paper straight, the spastic twerp Hit me in the head with the Daily Sun Then he laughed like a maniac, the smart ass runt Mad at the paper boy (x4) Mad at the paper boy, I'm really not amused Gotta wear a football helmet if I wanna read the news He threw the morning paper in the middle of the grass Then he rode by on his bicycle and kicked me in the ass