When I thought I was having an asthma attack
And I called 911
And the medic said
"The problem's in your head, it's not your lungs"
That wasn't fun
But now it's funny
When I learned my college boyfriend
Had been kissing other girls
Both girls were named Sophie, extroverts with perfect curls
It shook my world
But now it's funny

What doesn't kill you makes you laugh
Only a matter of when
Just wait until you're looking back
It's all funny in the end
It's all funny
It's all funny in the end
It's all funny

That wedding in New York, when I ignored a UTI
I got back to LA, my fever up to one-oh-five
I almost died
But now it's funny
That month in '22 when I refused to leave the house
My OCD convinced me I'd be safer breaking down
Than going out
Isn't that so funny?

What doesn't kill you makes you laugh
Only a matter of when
Just wait until you're looking back
It's all funny in the end
It's all funny
It's all funny in the end
It's all funny

When your heart is being broken
But you thought you'd get engaged
And you realize your most obvious tattoo was a mistake
And you're too upset to cry
Or walk your dog or wash your face
Just think about the story that you'll have

What doesn't kill you makes you laugh
Only a matter of when
Just wait until you're looking back
It's all funny in the end
It's all funny
It's all funny in the end
It's all funny