Times are hard
You're afraid to pay the fee
So you find yourself somebody
Who can do the job for free
When you need a bit of lovin'
'Cause your woman's out of town
That's the time you get me running
And you know I'll be around

I'm a fool to do your dirty work oh yeah
I don't want to do
Your dirty work no more
I'm a fool to do
Your dirty work oh yeah

Light the candle
Put the lock upon the door
You have sent the maid home early
Like the thousand times before
Like a castle in his corner
In a medieval game
I foresee terrible trouble
And I stay here just the same

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