If you're looking for a place to lay low
A robbery gone wrong or somebody had to go
No questions asked, nobody needs to know
First class service provided if you got the dough
Why don't you sit back and have a drink

Enjoy your retirement in style at the

No-tell hotel, we got everything you want
No tell hotel, where dreams are bought and sold
For a price you get it all
We will prevent your fall

Enjoy a life in the Sun and off the grid
We help to keep your past under the lid
The rules of the house they're simple and clear
Personal differences may be be solved - but not here

Why don't you sit back and have a drink
Enjoy your retirement in style at the

No-tell hotel, we got everything you want
No-tell hotel, where dreams are bought and sold
For a price you get it all
We will prevent your fall

Never-do-tell hotel, we got everything you want
No-tell hotel, where dreams are bought and sold
For a price you get it all
We will prevent your fall